Some Chicks

Top Female Rockers from the Land of Gorf

Stella Strumpet

Stella has mastered the art of toasting the perfect marshmallow. Her Instagram is a gallery of golden-brown, gooey masterpieces. Her potential suitors must endure a marshmallow-roasting competition to win her heart. Beware, she's the judge, jury, and s'more executioner..

Let me do you one more time

Delta Daisy

Daisy is the undisputed queen of Jenga. Her finely tuned motor skills and zen-like focus make her unbeatable. She once played a game lasting eight hours without a single collapse. Prospective dates must prove their Jenga prowess before even daring to ask for her number.

Delta Daisy, whats that mechinism you have running?

Weeping Willow Johnson

Willow is a professional bubble wrap popper. She can create mesmerizing rhythms and beats by popping those little bubbles with finesse. Her ideal date involves a bubble wrap duet. If you can't keep up with the rhythm, you might just burst her bubble..

Baby, let me pop you one more time

Downtown Dahila Brown

Dahlia has an otherworldly talent for origami. She can turn a single sheet of paper into a menagerie of creatures. A date with her includes a spontaneous origami zoo adventure. Be prepared to fold or be folded into her whimsical world.

Is that my Ringarangaroo or yours