The Blue Llama’s Ode to Cannabis and Twitter's Gleeful Chorus

Oh, Cannabis! Thou herb of bliss divine,

Thy green leaves and buds, so fragrant and fine.
When thou art lit, thy smoke doth rise,
Igniting joy and laughter in my eyes.

And Twitter, thou social media realm,
Where tweets abound, a digital helm,
Where memes and jokes, and gifs do fly,
Bringing mirth and laughter to the sky.
When Cannabis and Twitter do combine,

A union so uproarious, so sublime.
My feed is filled with humor and wit,
As I embark on a scrolling fit.
I read tweets with eyes bloodshot,

Amused by each and every thought.
From silly puns to witty retorts,
Twitter's comedy game, a riot of sorts.

With Cannabis as my trusty guide,
I chuckle at each tweet, far and wide.
The absurdity, the satire, the jest,
It's like a virtual comedy fest.

From "high"deas that are out of sight,
To threads that keep me up all night.
I laugh so hard, I almost cry,
As I scroll through Twitter, oh, so spry.

But beware, the time can slip away,
As I follow the tweets, without delay.
Lost in the depths of the Twitterverse,

My Cannabis-induced laughter, a joyful curse.
So, here's to Cannabis and Twitter's jest,
A pairing that brings laughter at its best.
With Cannabis in hand and Twitter at my side, I'll keep scrolling and giggling, far and wide!