My Member of Parliament is Outstanding

Well in a field by himself. but outstanding netherless.

Oh, Member of Parliament , you're a beacon of brilliance,

Liberal Puppet SP Mark Gerrettson

Your wisdom, a guiding star in our political resilience.

Your eloquence, a symphony of sheer intellect,

Each word you utter, a gem, we must not forget.

With every speech, you enlighten our simple minds,

A maestro of governance, in your brilliance, one finds.

Your decisions, a dance of strategic finesse,

Oh, how fortunate we are to witness your political prowess.

Your promises, like unicorns, so rare and enchanting,

In the realm of accountability, you're truly outstanding.

Oh, representative supreme, your arrogance, a crown,

In the kingdom of self-importance, you'll never let us down.

Puppet 

Liberal Puppet SP Mark Gerrettson

Your constituents, mere mortals, stand in awe,

As you grace us with your presence, flawless and raw.

Oh, how we cherish the crumbs of your attention,

A gift, a privilege, beyond our comprehension.

So here's to you, dear representative divine,

In your grandeur, let our adulation shine.

May your reign be eternal, your speeches never-ending,

For in your presence, our minds are forever bending.