in the beginning the Llama was strong and proud, he turned blue.

 

Puffy joins ups for some Witch Hunting

 

All We are Saying is Give Peace a Chance

 Creating a playlist/story around the theme of "Give Peace a Chance" with commentary from current events, using classic rock from Canada, USA, UK, and Australia equally is a unique challenge. 

Here's a 50-track playlist with commentary, each song contributing to the theme of peace:

1. **John Lennon - "Give Peace a Chance"**

   *Commentary:* In a world that often seems chaotic, John Lennon's anthem remains a timeless call for peace. As we embark on this musical journey, let's reflect on the ongoing quest for harmony.

2. **The Guess Who - "Share the Land"**

   *Commentary:* From Canada, The Guess Who emphasizes the importance of sharing the land, a sentiment that resonates globally as nations strive for equitable coexistence.

3. **The Rolling Stones - "Angie"**

   *Commentary:* The Stones' ballad speaks of love lost, a reminder that peace requires resolution and understanding, both on a personal and global scale.

4. **Midnight Oil - "Beds Are Burning"**

   *Commentary:* Australia's Midnight Oil addresses indigenous land rights, urging us to consider the impact of our actions on the world and its people.

5. **Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - "Woodstock"**

   *Commentary:* Recalling the historic festival, this song serves as a reminder of a moment when thousands gathered in the name of peace, love, and music.

6. **Neil Young - "Rockin' in the Free World"**

   *Commentary:* Neil Young's anthem criticizes societal issues, urging us to work towards a world where freedom is truly universal.

7. **The Police - "King of Pain"**

   *Commentary:* Sting's lyrics reflect the internal struggles we face, emphasizing the need to alleviate personal pain to cultivate a more peaceful world.

8. **Rush - "The Trees"**

   *Commentary:* Rush's narrative on societal inequality serves as a metaphor for the need to address root causes in our pursuit of global peace.

9. **John Lennon - "Imagine"**

   *Commentary:* Returning to Lennon, "Imagine" remains a poignant vision of a world without boundaries, wars, and divisions. Can we envision and work towards such a future?

10. **AC/DC - "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)"**

   *Commentary:* Australia's AC/DC reminds us that the journey to peace is challenging, but perseverance and unity can lead us to the top.

11. **The Tragically Hip - "Ahead by a Century"**

   *Commentary:* From Canada, The Tragically Hip's poetic lyrics prompt us to consider our place in time and how our actions today shape the future.

12. **The Eagles - "Peaceful Easy Feeling"**

   *Commentary:* This classic rock ballad encourages us to seek tranquility in our lives, a sentiment that transcends borders and cultures.

13. **INXS - "New Sensation"**

   *Commentary:* Australia's INXS brings a sense of optimism, reminding us that positive change can begin with a new sensation, a new way of thinking.

14. **The Who - "Baba O'Riley"**

   *Commentary:* As we dive into The Who's iconic track, let's reflect on the power of music to unite people across generations and backgrounds.

15. **Blue Rodeo - "Lost Together"**

   *Commentary:* This Canadian band's song prompts contemplation on the importance of finding common ground and shared experiences in our pursuit of peace.

16. **Fleetwood Mac - "Landslide"**

   *Commentary:* Stevie Nicks' introspective lyrics encourage us to navigate the shifting landscapes of life with grace and understanding.

17. **Men at Work - "Down Under"**

   *Commentary:* Australia's Men at Work celebrate their homeland, inviting us to appreciate the diverse beauty of our planet and work towards its preservation.

18. **Supertramp - "Give a Little Bit"**

   *Commentary:* This track reminds us of the power of small, positive actions in creating a more compassionate and understanding world.

19. **Bryan Adams - "Summer of '69"**

   *Commentary:* Reflecting on the past, Bryan Adams' hit encourages us to cherish moments of joy and camaraderie as we strive for a peaceful future.

20. **Dire Straits - "Brothers in Arms"**

   *Commentary:* Mark Knopfler's poignant lyrics prompt us to recognize our shared humanity and the importance of standing together in times of hardship.

31. **The Tragically Hip - "Courage (for Hugh MacLennan)"**

   *Commentary:* Canada's Tragically Hip encourages courage in the face of challenges, echoing the resilience needed to overcome obstacles on the path to peace.

32. **Bruce Springsteen - "Born in the U.S.A."**

   *Commentary:* Springsteen's iconic anthem prompts reflection on the complexities of national identity and the importance of addressing societal issues to pave the way for peace.

33. **INXS - "New Sensation"**

   *Commentary:* Australia's INXS brings a vibrant energy to the playlist, urging us to embrace new perspectives and ideas as we collectively strive for positive change.

34. **The Who - "Behind Blue Eyes"**

   *Commentary:* The Who's introspective classic delves into the emotions behind a stoic facade, reminding us to understand the depths within each individual, fostering empathy in our global community.

35. **Bachman-Turner Overdrive - "Takin' Care of Business"**

   *Commentary:* From Canada, BTO's anthem serves as a reminder that, as we work towards peace, we must also take care of the practical aspects that enable progress on both personal and societal levels.

36. **Cold Chisel - "Flame Trees"**

   *Commentary:* Australia's Cold Chisel adds a touch of nostalgia, prompting us to reflect on the passage of time and the wisdom gained through shared experiences.

37. **Blue Rodeo - "Lost Together"**

   *Commentary:* This Canadian band's song invites contemplation on the human journey, emphasizing the importance of finding common ground as we navigate the complexities of life.

38. **The Beatles - "Let It Be"**

   *Commentary:* The Beatles' timeless advice to "let it be" encourages us to approach challenges with patience and acceptance, fostering a mindset conducive to peace.

39. **Crowded House - "Don't Dream It's Over"**

   *Commentary:* New Zealand's Crowded House provides a poignant reminder that, despite challenges, we can work together to overcome obstacles and build a better future.

40. **Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - "I Won't Back Down"**

   *Commentary:* Petty's defiant anthem serves as a rallying cry for resilience and determination, essential qualities in the pursuit of lasting peace.

41. **AC/DC - "Thunderstruck"**

   *Commentary:* Australia's AC/DC brings the thunder with this energetic track, symbolizing the powerful force of collective action when striving for meaningful change.

42. **Rush - "Tom Sawyer"**

   *Commentary:* Canada's Rush adds a dynamic touch to the playlist, emphasizing the need for individual agency and self-reliance as we navigate the complexities of the modern world.

43. **The Rolling Stones - "Gimme Shelter"**

   *Commentary:* The Rolling Stones' intense "Gimme Shelter" underscores the urgency of creating a safe and harmonious world, where everyone has a sanctuary from the storms of life.

44. **Led Zeppelin - "Immigrant Song"**

   *Commentary:* Led Zeppelin's powerful anthem celebrates exploration and the strength derived from diversity, reminding us of the importance of embracing different perspectives.

45. **Aussie Crawl - "Reckless"**

   *Commentary:* Australia's Aussie Crawl injects a dose of recklessness into the playlist, encouraging bold and fearless actions in the pursuit of justice and equality.

46. **Neil Young - "Rockin' in the Free World"**

   *Commentary:* Neil Young's anthem critiques the challenges of a world striving for freedom, urging us to be vigilant and proactive in protecting the values we hold dear.

47. **The Clash - "London Calling"**

   *Commentary:* The Clash's iconic track serves as a wake-up call, emphasizing the importance of addressing societal issues and working together to prevent crises.

48. **April Wine - "I Like to Rock"**

   *Commentary:* Canada's April Wine adds a rebellious spirit to the mix, encouraging us to embrace our individuality and challenge the status quo in our pursuit of a better world.

49. **Midnight Oil - "Beds Are Burning"**

   *Commentary:* Australia's Midnight Oil raises awareness about indigenous land rights, connecting the playlist to the global struggle for justice and equality.

50. **Metallica - "One"**

   *Commentary:* Metallica's intense "One" concludes the playlist, emphasizing the need for unity and understanding as we confront the challenges that lie ahead in the quest for a more peaceful world.

For those about to Gorf - The Blue Llama salutes you

 

Famous Subjects of the Land of Gorf

Fron Pond	To Pond
During the Gorf Wars on the Plains of Abraham	Guardians Watching the Seas for Spike
Respecting the Nation as Peace Officers	leading the community - Diving the Frontiers
Rock and Rollers	Big Supporters of Canadian Beef

Mickey

Explanation of Prime Minstrel Importance

In a bizarre twist of fate, the laid-back and perpetually stoned Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" has miraculously become the Prime Minister of Canada. It turns out that during one of his infamous surfer escapades, Spicoli stumbled upon a mysterious time portal hidden in a wave. Accidentally entering the portal, he found himself catapulted into the future and landed in Canadian politics.

Amused by his carefree attitude and unique perspective, the Canadian public, tired of traditional politicians, embraced Spicoli as a refreshing change. His relaxed demeanor and love for pizza and surfing somehow translated into effective governance, with his catchphrase "Hey, Canada, let's chill!" becoming a national rallying cry. In this alternate reality, Spicoli's easygoing nature miraculously solved complex political issues, making him the unexpected hero and leader of the Great White North.

 

I get tired having to choose which demon to fight

 

Army Chicks are doing it for themselves,

 In a whimsical twist of fate, it turns out that the gates of hell had a major infrastructure update planned during the same period when women were granted the opportunity to join the military in combat roles. The demon contractors were all on vacation, sipping lava cocktails in a tropical underworld resort, leaving the gates unattended. As the paperwork for women's inclusion in combat roles went through bureaucratic circles, the demon foreman looked at the schedule and said, "Oh, we can't do any major soul-consuming events during the renovation. We'll have to reschedule for a later date."

So, while some might attribute the lack of apocalyptic events to societal progress and gender equality, the real reason the gates of hell didn't open was simply bad timing for the underworld renovation crew. Hell hath no fury like a demon foreman forced to reschedule.

Time doesn’t Change the Facts

[Knock on the door

Person: Who is it?

Voice: It's Dave, man. Open up.

Person: Dave who?

Voice: Dave... uh, Dave's still not here, man.

Person: Seriously? Dave, we've been over this. If you're not here, then who is?

Voice: No, no, man. I mean Dave is really not here. Like, he hasn't been here, and he's still not here.

Person: Are you pulling another one of your pranks, Dave?

Voice: No, man, I'm serious. Dave's still not here. He sent me to tell you.

Person: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Where is Dave?

Voice: Well, he's not here. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Person: I can't deal with this right now. Dave, when you decide to be here, let me know.

Voice: Sure thing, man. But for now, Dave's still not here.

Canada’s Environment Minister bikes to work.