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Wednesday, March 29, 2023
The Blue Llama - Panama Red
Tuesday, March 28, 2023
The Royal Gorf Family
The Quirky Monarch
A peculiar royal with an affinity for eccentric fashion, odd hobbies, and a penchant for speaking in riddles. Despite their unconventional behavior, they rule their kingdom with a benevolent and creative touch.
The Jester Philosopher
A court jester with an unexpected depth of wisdom. Their comedic antics disguise insightful commentary on life and the kingdom. Often found amusing the royals and challenging societal norms.
The Tech-Savvy Alchemist
A misfit alchemist who combines ancient potion-making with cutting-edge technology. They create potions with unexpected effects, blending magic and science in quirky and unpredictable ways.
The Silent Diplomat
A member of the royal court who never utters a word but communicates solely through expressive gestures, enigmatic facial expressions, and cryptic notes. Despite their silence, they hold great influence.
CThe Exiled Inventor
A banished inventor with a penchant for crafting bizarre gadgets and gizmos. They reside in a hidden workshop, creating contraptions that often border on the absurd but occasionally prove surprisingly useful.
The Gourmet Nomad
A wandering food critic from a distant land who is known for their love of peculiar and exotic dishes. They travel the kingdom in search of culinary delights, introducing unusual tastes to local palates.
The Mystic Librarian
A librarian with an uncanny ability to predict the future through ancient texts. They provide cryptic guidance to those seeking knowledge, often leaving seekers both perplexed and enlightened. The Time-Traveling Bard:
The Time-Traveling Bard
A bard who claims to have traveled through time, bringing futuristic tunes and tales to medieval realms. Their performances are a blend of traditional melodies and anachronistic beats. Last known location YOW with a drug riddled Goat of all things
The Nature-Bound Artisan
An artisan who crafts intricate sculptures and structures entirely from natural materials. Their creations, inspired by the beauty of the wilderness, seem to come alive with a touch of magic.
The Celestial Gardener
A gardener with a celestial touch, cultivating plants with otherworldly properties. Their garden, rumored to be blessed by the stars, is a sanctuary where magical herbs and blooms flourish. Owner of the Land of Gorf
Monday, March 27, 2023
Think and Discuss - Playlist
Like a Rolling Stone- Bob Dylan- Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd
- Ballad of Big Nothing- Elliot Smith
- Holy Wars… The Punishment Due- Megadeth
- Living is a Problem Because Everything Dies- Biffy Clyro
- One- Metallica
- Pink Moon- Nick Drake
- Ironic- Alanis Morissette
- Nothing Lasts Forever- Echo and the Bunnymen
- All I Need- Radiohead
- Love is the Key- The Charlatans
- How Soon is Now?- The Smiths
- Quicksand- David Bowie
- Float On- Modest Mouse
- Don’t Look Back in Anger- Oasis
- Baba O’Riley- The Who
Way Out of Here- Porcupine Tree- A Design for Life- Manic Street Preachers
- Big Yellow Taxi- Joni Mitchell
- An End Has A Start- Editors
- Logical Song- Supertramp
- You Can’t Always Get What You Want- The Rolling Stones
- Diamonds and Rust- Joan Baez
- Right in Two- Tool
- Every Teardrop is a Waterfall- Coldplay
- People Are Strange- The Doors
- Going to Acapulco- Bob Dylan
Freewill- Rush- Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right- Bob Dylan
- Is This It- The Strokes
- Arriving Somewhere- Porcupine Tree
- The Cave- Mumford & Sons
- Where Is My Mind- Pixies
- One of Us- Joan Osbourne
- Riders on the Storm- The Doors
- The Pearl- Emmylou Harris
- Closer To The Heart- Rush
- Runaway Train- Soul Asylum
- Soldier of Fortune- Deep Purple
- Last Resort- The Eagles
- The Man Who Sold The World- David Bowie
- Turn! Turn! Turn!- The Byrds
- Fear of a Blank Planet- Porcupine Tree
- The End- The Doors
- Bitter Sweet Symphony- The Verve
The Spirit of Radio- Rush- The Flaming Lips- Do You Realize
- Carry On Wayward Son- Kansas
- Sound of Silence- Simon & Garfunkel
- Hey You- Pink Floyd
- Anesthetize- Porcupine Tree
- Changes- David Bowie
- Beds are Burning- Midnight Oil
- Who Wants to Live Forever- Queen
- Fix You- Coldplay
- Space-Dye Vest- Dream Theater
- You Might Die Trying- Dave Matthews Band
- Darkness on the Edge of Town- Bruce Springteen
- The World I Know- Collective Soul
- Parabola- Tool
- The Freshman- The Verve Pipe
- Fast Car- Tracy Chapman
All Things must Pass- George Harrison- Demons- Imagine Dragons
- Soul Kitchen- The Doors
- Hust Wait- Blues Traveler
- After the Gold Rush- Neil Young
- Sentimental- Porcupine Tree
- You Want It Darker- Leonard Cohen
- Nature’s Way- Spirit
- A Whiter Shade of Pale- Procol Harum
- I’d Love to Change the World- Ten Years After
- Echoes- Pink Floyd
- Drown With Me- Porcupine Tree
- You Don’t Know how it Feels- Tom Petty
- Waitin’ for a Superman- Iron and Wine
- Hurt- Nine Inch Nails
- Lateralus- Tool
Sunday, March 26, 2023
Unmasking the Internet Trolls: Identifying, Understanding, and Evading
**Introduction:**
Saturday, March 25, 2023
Some Chicks
Top Female Rockers from the Land of Gorf
Stella Strumpet
Stella has mastered the art of toasting the perfect marshmallow. Her Instagram is a gallery of golden-brown, gooey masterpieces. Her potential suitors must endure a marshmallow-roasting competition to win her heart. Beware, she's the judge, jury, and s'more executioner..
Let me do you one more time
Delta Daisy
Daisy is the undisputed queen of Jenga. Her finely tuned motor skills and zen-like focus make her unbeatable. She once played a game lasting eight hours without a single collapse. Prospective dates must prove their Jenga prowess before even daring to ask for her number.
Delta Daisy, whats that mechinism you have running?
Weeping Willow Johnson
Willow is a professional bubble wrap popper. She can create mesmerizing rhythms and beats by popping those little bubbles with finesse. Her ideal date involves a bubble wrap duet. If you can't keep up with the rhythm, you might just burst her bubble..
Baby, let me pop you one more time
Downtown Dahila Brown
Dahlia has an otherworldly talent for origami. She can turn a single sheet of paper into a menagerie of creatures. A date with her includes a spontaneous origami zoo adventure. Be prepared to fold or be folded into her whimsical world.
Is that my Ringarangaroo or yours
Friday, March 24, 2023
The Blue Llama - Transformers Style
The Jean Guy strain is a legendary sativa-dominant hybrid that has become a staple in the cannabis community. Known for its unique and pungent aroma, this Canadian-born strain is cherished for its uplifting and energizing effects. The buds of Jean Guy are typically dense, coated in resin, and boast a vibrant green hue.
With a THC content that can range from moderate to high, Jean Guy offers users a euphoric and cerebral high that is often accompanied by a burst of creativity and focus. The strain is renowned for its ability to alleviate stress and depression, making it a popular choice for those seeking a mood boost.
The scent profile of Jean Guy is distinctive, featuring a combination of skunky, citrus, and earthy notes. The flavor is often described as a mix of citrus and pine, providing a refreshing and enjoyable smoking experience.
Cultivating Jean Guy may require some experience, as it tends to thrive in a Mediterranean climate. Growers appreciate the strain for its relatively short flowering time and decent yield.
In the cannabis community, Jean Guy has earned its place as a go-to strain for daytime use, offering a potent and uplifting experience that many users find invigorating.
Thursday, March 23, 2023
World Meteorological Day
World Meteorological Day was established in 1951 to commemorate the World Meteorological Organization creation on 23 March 1950. As a participational award due to the large percentage of persons in Meteorology needing a “win”. As they can only predict and are mostly wrong on the weather. This organization announces a slogan for World Meteorological Day every year, and this day is celebrated in all member countries
Wednesday, March 22, 2023
The BlueBerry
The meaning of "blueberry" can vary slightly based on the gaming community and context, but it generally refers to a player who is not part of one's squad or party. The term originates from the way teammates are often represented on the minimap or HUD (head-up display) in blue. Players in your squad or party may have different colors on the map, but those who are not part of your group are commonly represented in blue. Therefore, a "blueberry" is someone who is marked in blue on the map. In some cases, the term may carry a slightly negative connotation, suggesting that the "blueberry" is not as coordinated or communicative as members of one's squad. It's often used humorously and may not always imply a lack of skill, but rather a lack of coordination due to not being part of the same organized group.
The Meat Shield
a player who takes on the role of absorbing damage and attention from enemies, essentially acting as a protective barrier for their teammates. The player intentionally places themselves in the line of fire to draw enemy attacks away from more vulnerable or strategically important team members. The term "meat shield" implies that the player is akin to a shield made of flesh, suggesting that their primary function is to absorb damage rather than deal it. This role is common in team-based games where different players take on specific roles, and having a player designated as a meat shield can be a strategic choice to protect more fragile or high-damage teammates during battles.
The Noob
A "noob," short for "newbie" or "novice," is a term commonly used in online gaming culture to refer to a player who is inexperienced or new to a particular game. Noobs are often characterized by their lack of knowledge about the game mechanics, strategies, or tactics. The term is sometimes used playfully, but it can also carry a negative connotation when used to mock or criticize inexperienced players and manditory on some fire teams, like mine in particular, but to be fair everyone gets slammed. Noobs may make mistakes, struggle to understand the nuances of the game, taken too big of a glup/hit or both, or exhibit a lack of skill compared to more seasoned players. It's important to note that everyone starts as a noob when they first begin playing a game, and the term is not necessarily meant to be derogatory. Some gaming communities use it in a more lighthearted and welcoming way, acknowledging that everyone goes through a learning curve when picking up a new game.
The Sqeaker
In online gaming culture, "the squeaker" is a term often used to refer to a player, typically a younger one, whose voice has not yet deepened and sounds high-pitched or squeaky. It's derived from the sound of their voice, which may resemble a squeak due to their age and stage of vocal development, popular beiief is, that it's from young boys who's gonades are still up there. The term is not necessarily meant to be disrespectful, but it can be used to describe younger players who may still be learning the ropes of online gaming. In some cases, older players might find the higher-pitched voices amusing or endearing. However, it's important for the gaming community to maintain a positive and inclusive atmosphere, respecting players of all ages and skill levels, In older dudes the squeaker hurts thier ears when speaking but the squeal of win makes it even more annoying.
Leroy Jenkins
"Leroy Jenkins" refers to a famous viral video clip from the online game World of Warcraft. In the video, a group of players is seen planning and strategizing for a difficult raid when one player, Leroy Jenkins, abruptly charges into the battle without warning, yelling his name. The reckless move catches the rest of the group off guard, and chaos ensues as they try to recover. The video became widely popular, and "Leroy Jenkins" has since become an internet meme and catchphrase, often used to humorously describe someone who acts impulsively or without considering the consequences. The clip is celebrated for its comedic timing and unexpected disruption to the group's carefully laid plans.
The Scrub
In gaming culture, the term "scrub" is often used to refer to a player who is inexperienced, unskilled, or lacks proficiency in a particular game. It is sometimes used more broadly to describe someone who consistently performs poorly or makes mistakes. Calling someone a "scrub" can be considered derogatory and is generally not a positive or constructive way to address their skills or abilities in a game.
Sniped
In gaming, "The Snipe" typically refers to a skilled player, often with expertise in accurate and precise shooting or long-range attacks. Sniping is a common term in first-person shooter games, where players use sniper rifles or other ranged weapons to eliminate opponents from a distance. Being known as "The Snipe" implies a high level of accuracy and strategic play, showcasing the player's ability to pick off targets with precision.
The Master
"The Master" in gaming refers to a player who has achieved a high level of mastery and expertise in a particular game or genre. This individual is often highly skilled, experienced, and knowledgeable about the game mechanics, strategies, and tactics. "The Master" is someone who consistently performs at an exceptional level, demonstrating superior gameplay and decision-making skills. This title is a recognition of their proficiency and dominance in the gaming community.
The Mooch
"The Mooch" in gaming slang typically refers to a player who relies heavily on teammates or others to achieve success in a game. This term is often used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who doesn't contribute much to the team effort and instead takes advantage of others' efforts. A "mooch" may be someone who benefits from the hard work or achievements of teammates without making significant contributions themselves. It's a term used to highlight a lack of individual skill or effort.
Clan Elders
A "Clan Leader" in gaming refers to the person who assumes the leadership role within a gaming clan or group. This individual is responsible for managing and leading the collective efforts of the clan members. Duties typically include organizing events, coordinating strategies, making decisions for the group, and ensuring effective communication among members. The Clan Leader often plays a crucial role in maintaining the cohesion and success of the gaming clan. Leadership qualities, strategic thinking, and good communication skills are essential for someone in this position.2
The Door Kicker
In gaming, the term "door kicker" refers to a player, often in tactical or first-person shooter games, who takes the lead in breaching or entering through doors during gameplay. This role is associated with initiating actions in confined spaces, typically involving close-quarters combat. The door kicker is often equipped with weapons or tools suitable for breaching and clearing rooms, making them a key player in scenarios that require precision and coordination. This term is commonly used in multiplayer games where teamwork and strategic entry are essential for success.
The Carry
In gaming, the term "carry" refers to a player who significantly contributes to the success of their team by outperforming others and taking on a substantial share of responsibilities. The carry is often the player with the highest skill level, making crucial plays, securing kills, and leading the team to victory. This term is commonly used in multiplayer games where individual performance can heavily influence the outcome. The carry is essentially "carrying" the team to success through their exceptional gameplay and strategic decisions.
The Clown
In gaming, the term "the clown" might refer to a player who adopts a humorous or unconventional playstyle. This individual tends to focus on having fun and entertaining others rather than pursuing victory through conventional means. The clown player might use unconventional strategies, unexpected in-game items, or engage in playful banter with teammates and opponents. While not necessarily prioritizing competitive success, the clown brings a light-hearted and amusing element to the gaming experience.
Tuesday, March 21, 2023
Monday, March 20, 2023
Week 2 Pics
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