Tuesday, April 11, 2023

The Blue Llama loves Pineapple

 "Pineapple Express" is a popular sativa-dominant hybrid cannabis strain known for its energizing and uplifting effects. Here's a brief description:

**Appearance:**

The buds of Pineapple Express are typically dense and elongated, showcasing vibrant green hues with patches of amber pistils. A glistening layer of trichomes gives the buds a frosty appearance.

**Aroma:**

True to its name, Pineapple Express offers a delightful tropical and fruity aroma. Dominant notes of sweet pineapple are often accompanied by hints of cedar, citrus, and earthiness.

**Flavor:**

When consumed, Pineapple Express delivers a burst of fruity and tropical flavors. The taste profile includes the sweetness of pineapple with undertones of cedar, citrus, and a mild earthy finish.

**Effects:**

Pineapple Express is renowned for its invigorating and mood-enhancing effects. The sativa influence contributes to increased focus, creativity, and a sense of euphoria. It's a popular choice for daytime use, as users often report feeling energized and motivated.

**Medical Uses:**

While individual experiences may vary, some users find Pineapple Express beneficial for managing stress, depression, and fatigue. The strain's uplifting effects may also provide relief from certain symptoms without inducing sedation.


Sunday, April 9, 2023

The Colours of a Nation

 


The compelling coat of arms, a distinctive fusion of symbolism, humor, and national pride, tells the captivating tale of a great nation's spirit. At its heart lies a shield adorned with a sunglass-wearing shark, embodying strength, resilience, and a sense of cool confidence. This marine emblem signifies the nation's prowess, fearlessly navigating the seas of challenges with unwavering determination.


Flanking the shield are two proud figures standing tall—a blue Llama and a sock monkey. The blue Llama, regal and dignified, represents the nation's commitment to grace and elegance. Meanwhile, the sock monkey, known for its whimsical charm, symbolizes the playful and creative spirit that thrives within the national identity. Together, they reflect the harmonious balance between poise and lightheartedness.


Completing the crest, a red frog perched in a beach chair crowns the design. This whimsical touch adds a touch of humor and relaxation, signifying the nation's ability to find joy in life's journey, even amidst challenges. The beach chair suggests a laid-back attitude, reminding citizens to take a moment to savor the beauty of their surroundings.


This logo-style coat of arms is a visual testament to the nation's diversity, strength, and collective sense of humor. It encapsulates the essence of a great nation that thrives on resilience, elegance, playfulness, and the ability to navigate life's vast oceans with a cool, sunglass-clad demeanor.

Thursday, April 6, 2023

Rabbit, Anyone?

Once upon a time in the quaint village of Fluffleton, there lived a seemingly innocent rabbit named Sir Fluffington. Fluffington was no ordinary rabbit; he was a descendant of an ancient and mysterious lineage known as the Leporiphobia, a group of rabbits with extraordinary abilities. These rabbits were bestowed with intelligence beyond their fuzzy appearance.

Legend had it that every hundred years, a Leporiphobia would be chosen to fulfill a peculiar destiny – to protect the village from impending doom. Fluffington was the chosen one, and his destiny was about to unfold.


One day, a band of marauding ferrets led by the infamous Ferreticus the Malicious descended upon Fluffleton. The ferrets had a sinister plan to devour all the carrots in the village, leaving the innocent rabbits hungry and helpless.

As chaos ensued, Sir Fluffington hopped forward, his eyes gleaming with determination. Suddenly, a magical transformation occurred. Fluffington grew in size and stature, his once innocent appearance now replaced by a formidable and imposing demeanor.

He became the Killer Rabbit, a guardian with unparalleled combat skills. With lightning-fast kicks and strategic carrot strikes, Sir Fluffington single-handedly faced the ferrets, defending the carrot fields of Fluffleton.


The battle raged on for days, and the villagers watched in awe as the Killer Rabbit fought valiantly. In the end, Sir Fluffington emerged victorious, driving Ferreticus and his gang away from Fluffleton.

Once the threat was neutralized, Sir Fluffington returned to his humble rabbit form, his heroic feat forever etched into the folklore of Fluffleton. From that day forward, the villagers revered him as a savior, and the legend of the Killer Rabbit became a tale passed down through generations – a reminder that even the most unassuming creatures can possess extraordinary powers when duty calls. And so, the carrots of Fluffleton flourished, thanks to the courage of Sir Fluffington, the Killer Rabbit.
 

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

The Blue Llama goes Unplugged


  1. Yesterday- The Beatles

  2. More Than Words- Extreme
  3. Tears in Heaven- Eric Clapton
  4. Right Here Waiting- Richard Marx
  5. Sound of Silence- Simon & Garfunkel
  6. Every Rose Has its Thorn- Poison
  7. Drive- The Cars
  8. Have You Ever Seen the Rain- Creedence Clearwater Revival
  9. Going to California- Led Zeppelin
  10. Iris- Goo Goo Dolls  
  11. Wish You Were Here- Pink Floyd
  12. Girl from Yesterday- The Eagles
  13. I’m Yours- Jason Marz
  14. Fields of Gold- Sting

  15. Banana Pancakes- Jack Johnson
  16. Love is All Around- Wet Wet Wet
  17. Fast Car- Tracy Chapman
  18. You and I- Scorpions
  19. Baby I Love Your Way- Peter Frampton
  20. Love Is Here- Starsailor
  21. Better Together- Jack Johnson  
  22. Angie- The Rolling Stones
  23. Blower’s Daughter- Damien Rice
  24. Horse With No Name- America
  25. Dust in the Wind- Kansas  
  26. Peaceful Easy Feeling- The Eagles
  27. Losing My Religion- R.E.M.

  28. I’ll Be There for You- Bon Jovi  
  29. Heart of Gold- Neil Young  
  30. To Be With You- Mr. Big
  31. In It for Love- Richie Sambora
  32. Fire and Rain- James Taylor
  33. The Boxer- Simon & Garfunkel
  34. Daughters- John Mayer
  35. Blowing In the Wind- Bob Dylan
  36. I Will Follow You Into The Dark- Death Cab for Cutie
  37. The A Team- Ed Sheeran
  38. Patience- Guns N’ Roses   
  39. Wonderwall- Oasis
  40. Cannonball- Damien Rice
  41. Free Fallin’- Tom Petty
  42. Shape of My Heart- Sting

  43. Hotel California (Unplugged)- The Eagles
  44. Teach Your Children- Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  45. Lover of the Light- Mumford and Sons
  46. Wanted (Dead Or Alive)- Bon Jovi
  47. Sister Golden Hair- America
  48. Needle and the Damage Done- Neil Young
  49. Sittin’, Waitin’, Wishin’- Jack Johnson
  50. The Times They Are A Changin’- Bob Dylan
  51. Wake Me Up When September Ends- Green Day
  52. Boy With A Coin- Iron and Wine
  53. Whiskey Lullaby- Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss

  54. Never Going Back Again- Fleetwood Mac
  55. Blackbird- The Beatles
  56. Crazy Little Thing Called Love- Queen
  57. Heaven Beside You- Alice in Chains
  58. The Battle of Evermore- Led Zeppelin
  59. Vegetable Car- Joshua Radin
  60. Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)- Green Day
  61. American Pie- Don Mclean
  62. Life By the Drop- Stevie Ray Vaughan
  63. Give a Little Bit- Supertramp
  64. Wild Horses- The Rolling Stones
  65. If You Could Read My Mind- Gordon Lightfoot
  66. Suite: Judy Blue Eyes- Crosby, Stills & Nash
  67. T

    rouble- Ray La Montagne
  68. Forever- Ben Harper
  69. When the Stars go Blue- Ryan Adams  
  70. Annie’s Song- John Denver
  71. Flake- Jack Johnson
  72. Another Lonely Day- Ben Harper
  73. Hurt- Johnny Cash
  74. I’d Love You To Want Me- Lobo
  75. Maggie May- Rod Stewart
  76. You and Me- Lifehouse
  77. Fake Plastic Trees- Radiohead
  78. Two Steps Behind- Def Leppard  
  79. Living in Your Letters- Dashboard Confessional
  80. Astair- Matt Costa
  81. She Talks to Angels- The Black Crowes

  82. Dolphin’s Lullaby- Firefall
  83. Fall at Your Feet- Crowded House  
  84. Layla (Unplugged)
  85. Pink Moon- Nick Drake
  86. Elephant- Damien Rice
  87. Just a Song Before I Go- Crosby, Stills & Nash
  88. And I Love Her- The Beatles
  89. I’ll Stand By You- The Pretenders
  90. Here Come The Sun- The Beatles
  91. Dog and Butterfly- Heart
  92. The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down- The Band
  93. Both Sides Now- Joni Mitchell
  94. Redemption Song- Bob Marley
  95. Bulletproof Weeks- Matt Nathanson
  96. Naked As We Came- Iron and Wine
  97. Best Deceptions- Dashboard Confessional
  98. Nutshell- Alice in Chains  
  99. Love is Stronger Than Death- The The
  100. May You Never- John Martyn

Monday, April 3, 2023

Liberal Party Morale Boost Day - Strangely on the Same Day Jesse James was Shot in the Back, Weird, right?

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Pondering at the Crossroads

n the small, dusty town of Ridgeville, the sun dipped low on the horizon, casting long shadows over the wooden buildings and cobbled streets. It was a place where the whispers of the past echoed through the years, and the tale of a notorious outlaw, Jessie James, lingered like a ghost.


Enter Lucas Thornton, a charismatic and ambitious young man with a deep connection to the town's history. Lucas was the rising star of the newly reformed Liberal Party, a political movement that took its roots from the ashes of an old feud, one that involved the legendary outlaw Jessie James.


Lucas was not just a politician; he was the great-great-grandson of the man who, as legend had it, finally put an end to Jessie James. His ancestor, Samuel Thornton, was a sheriff with a reputation for being fair but unyielding, a lawman who believed in justice even if it meant crossing into the gray areas.


As Lucas campaigned for the Liberal Party, he found himself drawn to the old stories of his family's legacy. His great-great-grandfather had been both celebrated and vilified for taking down the infamous

Lucas

outlaw, but the details of that fateful encounter remained shrouded in mystery.


One day, Lucas stumbled upon an old journal in the dusty attic of his family home. The leather-bound book belonged to Samuel Thornton, and its pages held the untold story of the final days of Jessie James. As Lucas delved into the words penned by his ancestor, he discovered a narrative that was far more complex than the black-and-white tale passed down through generations.


According to the journal, Samuel had harbored conflicting emotions about the outlaw. He saw James not just as a criminal but as a product of a system that failed the common man, and by killing from behind he would never have to face him. In the shadows of the journal, Lucas uncovered a revelation that challenged the very foundation of his family's political ideology.


Determined to reconcile the past with the present, Lucas embarked on a journey to understand the complexities of justice, morality, and the role of politics in shaping a community. As he peeled back the layers of Ridgeville's history, Lucas found himself at a crossroads, torn between loyalty to his family's legacy and the pursuit of a more nuanced truth.


The Taxpayer reading for back stuff

In the end, Lucas Thornton became not just a politician but a bridge between the shadows of the outlaw and the aspirations of a new political era. The Liberal Party, rooted in the tale of Jessie James, emerged as a symbol of transformation and reconciliation, reminding the town that understanding the past was the key to forging a better future, and in the end someone’s taking it the end.

Saturday, April 1, 2023

๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‰ Behold, GORF, the King of Kush, Ruler of Utopia! ๐Ÿ‘‘

In the realm of Utopia, GORF's dreams are a magical tapestry of vibrant colors and technical wonders. ๐ŸŒŒ✨ With every dream, he conjures the enchanting power of "Gorfing." It's not just any magic; it's the kind that makes pain and troubles fade away like distant memories. ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ซ

In Utopia, safety is paramount, thanks to Puff, the Magnificent Magical Dragon! ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ”ฅ Puff's fiery breath isn't your typical dragon's flame; it's the essence of Utopia itself. As it swirls and dances in the air, it blankets the land with thick plumes of rainbow-colored fog. ๐ŸŒˆ☁️

In this land of wonder and dreams, worries are but fleeting shadows, and joy reigns supreme. GORF, the King of Kush, ensures that everyone enjoys the tranquility of Utopia, where even the impossible becomes possible, and the world is a canvas painted with the magic of dreams. ✨๐ŸŒ  #KingOfKush #UtopianDreams #MagicOfGorfing ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ‘‘






















 

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