Monday, May 1, 2023

Alice Cooper Tribute


 

"I'm 18 and Army Bound"


Lines form on my face and hands

Lines form from the ups and downs

I'm in the Army now, making my stand

I'm 18, and I love it, I'm bound


I'm a man and I'm joining the fight

Gotta serve my country, with all my might

Uncle Sam's calling, and I'm on my way

I'm 18, and I'm ready for the fray


I'm 18, and the Army's my dream

Learn discipline and teamwork, be part of the team

Boot camp, barracks, and the battlefield

I'm 18, and I'm Army, I'll never yield


I'm a soldier, strong and true

Red, white, and blue, I'll defend for you

With honor and courage, I'll take my stand

I'm 18, and I'm Army bound, man!

Friday, April 28, 2023

Blue Llama Time

The Girl Scout Cookies strain is a potent hybrid known for its balanced effects and delightful flavor profile. This strain is a crossbreed of Durban Poison, OG Kush, and a third unknown strain. It typically features a sweet and earthy aroma with undertones of mint and chocolate, resembling the popular cookies that inspired its name.

Girl Scout Cookies is celebrated for its euphoric and uplifting effects, making it suitable for both recreational and medicinal users. The high often begins with a cerebral boost that leads to a relaxed and soothing body sensation. It has gained popularity for helping with conditions such as chronic pain, anxiety, and stress.

Keep in mind that individual experiences with strains can vary, and it's advisable to start with a lower dose if you're new to Girl Scout Cookies or any cannabis strain.
 

Thursday, April 27, 2023

Mental Exercise Day


In the rhythm of pandemic-induced solitude, every second Thursday marks an unusual occurrence in my routine – a designated individual paid by the government takes me for a walk. Yes, you read that correctly; I am walked, much like our loyal canine companions. In the age of Covid, where isolation intertwines with treatment-resistant mood disorders, my mental Occupational Therapist has deemed walking and phone conversations as the remedy. As I navigate this peculiar chapter of life, I eagerly await the day when the echoes of Covid wane, and our lives return to a semblance of normalcy. Until then, I continue to step forward, one walk at a time, in the company of a paid companion. 🚶‍♂️🌳

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Embracing the Ordinary: April 26, Just a Day, Okay?

\In a world filled with designated days, holidays, and themes for every occasion, there lies a day in the calendar that quietly slips by without a grand celebration or a special label. April 26, a date unburdened by a designated purpose or festivity, stands as a testament to the beauty of simplicity. In this blog post, let's explore the charm of April 26, the unsung hero of the calendar – just a day, okay?


Unlike its counterparts laden with significance, April 26 doesn't boast a dedicated holiday or theme. It's not National Pancake Day, World Kindness Day, or International Coffee Day. Instead, it revels in the ordinary, allowing us to appreciate the beauty in the mundane rhythm of life.

April 26 is like a blank canvas waiting to be filled with the ordinary moments that make life extraordinary. It encourages us to find joy in the simplicity of a sunrise, the warmth of a cup of tea, or the laughter of loved ones. In a world that often races from one event to another, April 26 gives us the gift of a pause, a chance to breathe and appreciate the unremarkable beauty that surrounds us.

While April 26 might not come with a pre-packaged celebration, it provides an opportunity for personal reflection and the creation of your own mini-celebration. Whether it's a quiet day of self-care, a moment to appreciate your accomplishments, or a simple gathering with friends, April 26 is an open invitation to celebrate life in your unique way.

In a society that often glorifies the extraordinary, there's a certain magic in embracing the 'okay' days. April 26 reminds us that not every day needs to be extraordinary to be valuable. Sometimes, the ordinary moments – the mundane routines, the quiet reflections – contribute to the tapestry of our lives in ways we might overlook

As April 26 rolls around, let's take a moment to appreciate the simplicity of just a day, okay? It's an opportunity to find joy in the absence of grandeur, to celebrate the beauty of the ordinary, and to acknowledge that even on the days without designated themes, life unfolds in its own beautiful way. So, here's to April 26 – a day that doesn't demand our attention but certainly deserves a nod of appreciation for being just what it is.

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

The International Feline Hacker: A Purr-suit Against Kittie Porn


Greetings, readers! Today, let me introduce you to an extraordinary and unconventional hero in the realm of cybersecurity – our very own feline hacker, whiskers and all. This mysterious vigilante, employed by the international police, has embarked on an everlasting quest to quash a dark and unspeakable menace: Kittie Porn.


In the digital age, where nefarious activities lurk in the darkest corners of the internet, our feline hacker has emerged as a beacon of justice. Sporting a virtual cape and a determined glare, this unconventional cyber-warrior uses its unique set of skills to combat the heinous crime that preys on the innocence of the feline world.


Imagine a sleek, tuxedo-clad cat sitting behind a computer, paws dancing across the keyboard with the finesse of a maestro. This undercover agent doesn't meow around when it comes to tackling cybercrime. With an uncanny ability to navigate the virtual landscape, our feline hero infiltrates secret forums, unravels encrypted networks, and leaves no digital stone unturned in its pursuit of justice.


The quest against Kittie Porn is not merely a duty for our feline hacker; it's a personal mission fueled by a deep-rooted commitment to protecting the dignity and well-being of its fellow feline friends. Every purr and whisker on its virtual persona is dedicated to eradicating this menace that tarnishes the image of the entire cat community.


As our hero prowls through the virtual alleys of the internet, it encounters a variety of cyber adversaries – rogue programmers, elusive hackers, and those who exploit the innocence of the feline world. With unparalleled determination and a tech-savvy prowess, our feline hacker employs cutting-edge techniques to expose and bring these culprits to justice.


The international police have recognized the unique contributions of our feline friend, awarding it a virtual badge of honor for its relentless efforts. The feline hacker's exploits have become the stuff of legend, whispered about in cybersecurity circles across the globe.


But the quest against Kittie Porn is an ongoing battle, and our feline hacker remains vigilant, ready to pounce on any new threat that emerges in the vast digital landscape. As the virtual sun never sets, neither does our hero's commitment to safeguarding the virtual playground for all the kitties out there.


In the end, the tale of the international feline hacker serves as a reminder that heroes come in all shapes and sizes, even with a fur coat and a pair of mesmerizing eyes. So, let's raise a virtual toast to our cybernetic cat crusader, forever on the prowl against Kittie Porn, ensuring a safer and more secure internet for all.

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Max Chill


 Retirement, coupled with the advent of legal weed, bestows upon us the delightful freedom to chill wherever our hearts desire. No longer confined by the rigors of a nine-to-five routine, the world becomes our leisurely playground. Picture this: reclining in a comfortable chair, a gentle breeze rustling through the leaves, and the sweet aroma of freshly rolled joints wafting in the air. Whether it's a cozy corner of your backyard, a serene beach, or a secluded mountain retreat, the possibilities are as vast as the spectrum of strains at a dispensary. Retirement, with its newfound tranquility and the herbal accompaniment, transforms any space into a haven of relaxation and bliss. Cheers to the art of chilling, liberated and elevated! 🌿✌️

Week 2 Pics

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