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Tuesday, April 4, 2023
Monday, April 3, 2023
Liberal Party Morale Boost Day - Strangely on the Same Day Jesse James was Shot in the Back, Weird, right?
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Pondering at the Crossroads |
n the small, dusty town of Ridgeville, the sun dipped low on the horizon, casting long shadows over the wooden buildings and cobbled streets. It was a place where the whispers of the past echoed through the years, and the tale of a notorious outlaw, Jessie James, lingered like a ghost.
Enter Lucas Thornton, a charismatic and ambitious young man with a deep connection to the town's history. Lucas was the rising star of the newly reformed Liberal Party, a political movement that took its roots from the ashes of an old feud, one that involved the legendary outlaw Jessie James.
Lucas was not just a politician; he was the great-great-grandson of the man who, as legend had it, finally put an end to Jessie James. His ancestor, Samuel Thornton, was a sheriff with a reputation for being fair but unyielding, a lawman who believed in justice even if it meant crossing into the gray areas.
As Lucas campaigned for the Liberal Party, he found himself drawn to the old stories of his family's legacy. His great-great-grandfather had been both celebrated and vilified for taking down the infamous
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outlaw, but the details of that fateful encounter remained shrouded in mystery.
One day, Lucas stumbled upon an old journal in the dusty attic of his family home. The leather-bound book belonged to Samuel Thornton, and its pages held the untold story of the final days of Jessie James. As Lucas delved into the words penned by his ancestor, he discovered a narrative that was far more complex than the black-and-white tale passed down through generations.
According to the journal, Samuel had harbored conflicting emotions about the outlaw. He saw James not just as a criminal but as a product of a system that failed the common man, and by killing from behind he would never have to face him. In the shadows of the journal, Lucas uncovered a revelation that challenged the very foundation of his family's political ideology.
Determined to reconcile the past with the present, Lucas embarked on a journey to understand the complexities of justice, morality, and the role of politics in shaping a community. As he peeled back the layers of Ridgeville's history, Lucas found himself at a crossroads, torn between loyalty to his family's legacy and the pursuit of a more nuanced truth.
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In the end, Lucas Thornton became not just a politician but a bridge between the shadows of the outlaw and the aspirations of a new political era. The Liberal Party, rooted in the tale of Jessie James, emerged as a symbol of transformation and reconciliation, reminding the town that understanding the past was the key to forging a better future, and in the end someone’s taking it the end.
Sunday, April 2, 2023
Saturday, April 1, 2023
๐๐ Behold, GORF, the King of Kush, Ruler of Utopia! ๐
In the realm of Utopia, GORF's dreams are a magical tapestry of vibrant colors and technical wonders. ๐✨ With every dream, he conjures the enchanting power of "Gorfing." It's not just any magic; it's the kind that makes pain and troubles fade away like distant memories. ๐๐ซ
In Utopia, safety is paramount, thanks to Puff, the Magnificent Magical Dragon! ๐ฒ๐ฅ Puff's fiery breath isn't your typical dragon's flame; it's the essence of Utopia itself. As it swirls and dances in the air, it blankets the land with thick plumes of rainbow-colored fog. ๐☁️
In this land of wonder and dreams, worries are but fleeting shadows, and joy reigns supreme. GORF, the King of Kush, ensures that everyone enjoys the tranquility of Utopia, where even the impossible becomes possible, and the world is a canvas painted with the magic of dreams. ✨๐ #KingOfKush #UtopianDreams #MagicOfGorfing ๐๐
Friday, March 31, 2023
Thursday, March 30, 2023
Wednesday, March 29, 2023
The Blue Llama - Panama Red
Tuesday, March 28, 2023
The Royal Gorf Family
The Quirky Monarch
A peculiar royal with an affinity for eccentric fashion, odd hobbies, and a penchant for speaking in riddles. Despite their unconventional behavior, they rule their kingdom with a benevolent and creative touch.
The Jester Philosopher
A court jester with an unexpected depth of wisdom. Their comedic antics disguise insightful commentary on life and the kingdom. Often found amusing the royals and challenging societal norms.
The Tech-Savvy Alchemist
A misfit alchemist who combines ancient potion-making with cutting-edge technology. They create potions with unexpected effects, blending magic and science in quirky and unpredictable ways.
The Silent Diplomat
A member of the royal court who never utters a word but communicates solely through expressive gestures, enigmatic facial expressions, and cryptic notes. Despite their silence, they hold great influence.
CThe Exiled Inventor
A banished inventor with a penchant for crafting bizarre gadgets and gizmos. They reside in a hidden workshop, creating contraptions that often border on the absurd but occasionally prove surprisingly useful.
The Gourmet Nomad
A wandering food critic from a distant land who is known for their love of peculiar and exotic dishes. They travel the kingdom in search of culinary delights, introducing unusual tastes to local palates.
The Mystic Librarian
A librarian with an uncanny ability to predict the future through ancient texts. They provide cryptic guidance to those seeking knowledge, often leaving seekers both perplexed and enlightened. The Time-Traveling Bard:
The Time-Traveling Bard
A bard who claims to have traveled through time, bringing futuristic tunes and tales to medieval realms. Their performances are a blend of traditional melodies and anachronistic beats. Last known location YOW with a drug riddled Goat of all things
The Nature-Bound Artisan
An artisan who crafts intricate sculptures and structures entirely from natural materials. Their creations, inspired by the beauty of the wilderness, seem to come alive with a touch of magic.
The Celestial Gardener
A gardener with a celestial touch, cultivating plants with otherworldly properties. Their garden, rumored to be blessed by the stars, is a sanctuary where magical herbs and blooms flourish. Owner of the Land of Gorf
Monday, March 27, 2023
Think and Discuss - Playlist
Like a Rolling Stone- Bob Dylan- Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd
- Ballad of Big Nothing- Elliot Smith
- Holy Wars… The Punishment Due- Megadeth
- Living is a Problem Because Everything Dies- Biffy Clyro
- One- Metallica
- Pink Moon- Nick Drake
- Ironic- Alanis Morissette
- Nothing Lasts Forever- Echo and the Bunnymen
- All I Need- Radiohead
- Love is the Key- The Charlatans
- How Soon is Now?- The Smiths
- Quicksand- David Bowie
- Float On- Modest Mouse
- Don’t Look Back in Anger- Oasis
- Baba O’Riley- The Who
Way Out of Here- Porcupine Tree- A Design for Life- Manic Street Preachers
- Big Yellow Taxi- Joni Mitchell
- An End Has A Start- Editors
- Logical Song- Supertramp
- You Can’t Always Get What You Want- The Rolling Stones
- Diamonds and Rust- Joan Baez
- Right in Two- Tool
- Every Teardrop is a Waterfall- Coldplay
- People Are Strange- The Doors
- Going to Acapulco- Bob Dylan
Freewill- Rush- Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right- Bob Dylan
- Is This It- The Strokes
- Arriving Somewhere- Porcupine Tree
- The Cave- Mumford & Sons
- Where Is My Mind- Pixies
- One of Us- Joan Osbourne
- Riders on the Storm- The Doors
- The Pearl- Emmylou Harris
- Closer To The Heart- Rush
- Runaway Train- Soul Asylum
- Soldier of Fortune- Deep Purple
- Last Resort- The Eagles
- The Man Who Sold The World- David Bowie
- Turn! Turn! Turn!- The Byrds
- Fear of a Blank Planet- Porcupine Tree
- The End- The Doors
- Bitter Sweet Symphony- The Verve
The Spirit of Radio- Rush- The Flaming Lips- Do You Realize
- Carry On Wayward Son- Kansas
- Sound of Silence- Simon & Garfunkel
- Hey You- Pink Floyd
- Anesthetize- Porcupine Tree
- Changes- David Bowie
- Beds are Burning- Midnight Oil
- Who Wants to Live Forever- Queen
- Fix You- Coldplay
- Space-Dye Vest- Dream Theater
- You Might Die Trying- Dave Matthews Band
- Darkness on the Edge of Town- Bruce Springteen
- The World I Know- Collective Soul
- Parabola- Tool
- The Freshman- The Verve Pipe
- Fast Car- Tracy Chapman
All Things must Pass- George Harrison- Demons- Imagine Dragons
- Soul Kitchen- The Doors
- Hust Wait- Blues Traveler
- After the Gold Rush- Neil Young
- Sentimental- Porcupine Tree
- You Want It Darker- Leonard Cohen
- Nature’s Way- Spirit
- A Whiter Shade of Pale- Procol Harum
- I’d Love to Change the World- Ten Years After
- Echoes- Pink Floyd
- Drown With Me- Porcupine Tree
- You Don’t Know how it Feels- Tom Petty
- Waitin’ for a Superman- Iron and Wine
- Hurt- Nine Inch Nails
- Lateralus- Tool
Sunday, March 26, 2023
Unmasking the Internet Trolls: Identifying, Understanding, and Evading
**Introduction:**
Saturday, March 25, 2023
Some Chicks
Top Female Rockers from the Land of Gorf
Stella Strumpet
Stella has mastered the art of toasting the perfect marshmallow. Her Instagram is a gallery of golden-brown, gooey masterpieces. Her potential suitors must endure a marshmallow-roasting competition to win her heart. Beware, she's the judge, jury, and s'more executioner..
Let me do you one more time
Delta Daisy
Daisy is the undisputed queen of Jenga. Her finely tuned motor skills and zen-like focus make her unbeatable. She once played a game lasting eight hours without a single collapse. Prospective dates must prove their Jenga prowess before even daring to ask for her number.
Delta Daisy, whats that mechinism you have running?
Weeping Willow Johnson
Willow is a professional bubble wrap popper. She can create mesmerizing rhythms and beats by popping those little bubbles with finesse. Her ideal date involves a bubble wrap duet. If you can't keep up with the rhythm, you might just burst her bubble..
Baby, let me pop you one more time
Downtown Dahila Brown
Dahlia has an otherworldly talent for origami. She can turn a single sheet of paper into a menagerie of creatures. A date with her includes a spontaneous origami zoo adventure. Be prepared to fold or be folded into her whimsical world.
Is that my Ringarangaroo or yours
Week 2 Pics
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